April Showers

Selective Agony:
Empire State Jumper was Yale Student
Eagles Scout Surprise at Running Back
Jesse James "Sex Rehab"
Northeast Rainfall Records Fall
McCoy Aces Texas pro Day
Area 51 Guys: "Not that Big a Deal"
Drug Companies Hype Rise in Head and Neck Cancers
Drawings of Near-Death Experiences
Personality May Influence Brain Shrinkage in Aging
California Uses Death Penalty Most
O'Reilly Pays Legal Bill for Fallen Marine's Father
Father Gets More Jail Time than Daughter's Rapists for Punch

Tax Free Coalition

New Music Favorites

News Blast:
Google Slicks Out a Deal with China

Christian Militia Group Unfortunately Nailed by Big Brother

Obongo Sidesteps Senate Confirmation to Appoint 15 Handpicked "Officials"

Israel Fears Obongo's Next Move

Everybody and their Brother Ordering iPads

Polaroid Film is Back.....

What a Disaster Looks Like

Expensive Study Shows: Junk Food May Lead to Large Ass

Pictures of Tiger Woods Latest Mistress

Recall Congress Now

Fuckin' "A"

News Blast:

Fertility Firms Pay Up to $50,000 for Donor's Eggs
Health Care Law a Business Killer?

Palin-McCain use "Obama Care" to Stoke the Masses

How to Break Up with a Friend

Obongo Cuts Arms Deal w/Russia While Iran Goes Nuclear

ATT Takes 1 Billion Non-Cash Charge for Health Care

Beyonce' Possibly Bitten by Trouser Snake

Jesse James is a Screwing Machine

More Doctors Giving Up Private Practices

Korea Tensions Minimized by U.S. to Focus on Middle East Agenda

U.S. Healthcare Reform is Boon for India Outsourcing Companies

Hot Shows

Welcome to Fucking, Austria

News Blast:
The Bush Hand-Wipe
Concealed Carry Permits Hot Tickets
Bullock's Hubby Banging Everything That Moves

Cali to Vote on Legalizing Ganja'

Some People Pretty Pissed About the Health Care Thing

Pentagon Quite Gay-Friendly

Newest Threats from Bin Laden

Weekly Unemployment Claims Still Huge

Sinead O'Connor has Somethin' to Say

20 Ways We're Royally Fucked

Food, Inc.

Welcome to Taxamerica

News Blast:

New Camera Sensor Technology Promises Super High Quality

Jesse James' Mistress

Nanotech Robots Deliver Gene Therapy Thru Blood

Intel Launches 6-Core Server Processors

10 Things You Won't Learn in School

FCC Broadband Measuring Tool

Computerized Mountain Bike Suspension

America's Final Days............

Bullshit News:
Boy Actually Gets Arrested Over Wal-Mart Announcement
Obongo About to Give the Public a "Healthcare" Suppository
Pope Really "Sorry" for the Child-Abuse Thing
ACORN Outta Cash
Illegals Pushing for Complete Amnesty in Exchange for Votes
Gay Military Guys Chaining Themselves to Immovable Objects
'Zona May Start Charging Border-Jumpers With Trespassing

War Machines

News Blast:
Palm Sales Plunge 29%
Michelle McGee-Nazi Fetish Pics
How Privacy Vanishes Online
"Davy Crockett" Kicks the Bucket
30 Million Illegals Grow Impatient on Amnesty
Anti-Police Booby Traps in Cali
Viacom-YouTube Lawsuit Dirt
Virgin America Passenger Recounts Hours on Tarmac
Restaurants of Note: Ngu Binh in Little Saigon
Scientists: Asteroid Did Indeed Kill the Dinos
Easy Human Organ Manufacturing

Happy St. Patty's Day

Newsy News:

NJ Woman's Goal is to Become a Big, Fat Fuck

Dim-Witted Biden Honors Memory of Still-Living Irish PM's Mom

40,000 Year-Old Tools Found. Warranty is Out

Help for Epileptics

Sexting Joslyn James.com
Shipping Container-Homes
Idaho First State to Grow a Pair of Balls Lately
Jogger Hit by Airplane
Body of Missing Mom Found in Bed Frame
Men in High-End Cars Attract Women
12 Hottest Redheaded Babes of All Time
Do or Die Time for So-Called "Health Care"

Overheard at the office: What happens when you cross PMS with a GPS? A: A crazy bitch that will find you! Tallahassee, FL

Fly My Highway

Weird News Blast:
Best optical Illusion EVER

Interactive Music Table

6 Albums by Rock Legends that were Thinly Veiled F-U's

Does Obama Give a Damn About Europe?

Sunday Funnies

Printable Bracket for NCAA Tourney

Amy Fisher Strips for Haiti

Canon Speedlite 270EX for Canon Digital SLR's

Mexican Drug War Update

Skeleton of Conjoined Twins

Best Wolf T-Shirt I've Seen

Anti-Doggystyle Protester

Reagan vs Obongo

News Blast:
Weed for Fibromyalgia
Findings on Lehman Shock the Experts

Obongo to Trash Education Next

Keep Your Battery Alive

Google to Close China Operations

Health Bill Still a Jump Ball

Damon Stars in Another Anti-U.S. Flick

Man in "Out-of Control" Prius Case Possibly a Scam Artist

Political Map

Day One

The Daily Slime:
5 Money Books Worth Every Penny
Dustbowl Days
Will those Zany Democrats Be Investigated?
What Karl Rove's Memoir Reveals About the Bush Era
Ex-Street Fighter Turned into Artist by Brain Hemorrhage
America Can't Inflate its Way Out of Debt
The Subprime Lending Business is Alive and Well
Those Pesky 70's Won't Seem to Go Away

Dedicated to My Birthday......

The Daily Slime:
The Myth of Mortgage Interest Deduction
"Minority" Babies Set to Become Majority
Top Free-Agent RB Lands Deal
Atheists Pushing to Remove Paul Revere, Liberty Bell from Schools
Unemployment Now at 10 Billion a Month
Billionaires Lose 23% of Wealth in Last 12 Months
Why Home Remodeling is a Waste of Money

Time Flies...........

Monday News Blast:
In Memoriam, 2010
U.S. Crisis Brewing Abroad
Program to Pay Homeowners to Sell at a Loss
5 People Who Changed the World from Inside of Prison
Both Anti-USA Movies, Hurt Locker and Avatar, Score Big at Oscars

Bad Medicine

News Blast:
The Clarks; Fascinating Story of How Old Money Got Here
Are Student Loans Forever? (Yes!)
Pentagon Shooter
Dems Corruption Equals Repubs
Indonesian Students Protest Obongo's Visit
Navy Relieves Captain for Hurting the Feelings of Her Crew
Police Raid House, Find 18 Dogs, 3 Cats, and a Teenage Runaway
Expect a "Snow Job" from the Jobless Report
Federal Pay Ahead of Private Industry
Underemployment 19.8% in January

Hump Day

No News is Good News..............