Funeral for a Friend

Bitch-Slapped

Selective Agony:
Huguette Clark Finally Dies of Old Age
Roadmap to Freelancing
Tom Brady Looks Like a Pansy
Red Bull Billionaire Rules the Planet
Bernard Hopkins Still Has it at 46
California Fiscal Mess
There is No Debt Ceiling
Bloated Welfare State
Pawlenty Ready to Kick Some Ass
Armstrong a Big Fat Cheater

Blue Collar Man

Selective Agony:
Trendy Neighborhoods for First Time Home Buyers
What We Wish We Knew Then
Apple Triggers Religious Experience
Barnes and Noble Fetches Big Price
Real Estate Nightmare for the Geezers
Big Shots Gotta' Get Laid
Worst Places for Car Insurance
Colleges Favoring Border-Jumpers 
Blackwater Founder-Mercenary Army
Sahara Closes in Las Vegas

Portrait of a Psycho

Cellmate From Hell

News Blues:

Portrait of a Psycho

Auburn Champs
College Football Bowl Season Top Ten 
America in Decline: This Time It's For Real 
5 Dependable Cars, and 5 Not So Much....
Obongo to Propose Internet ID to Keep Track of Your Ass
Best Value Colleges 
The Foreclosure Dump
Scenic Chile
U.S. Dollar On The Way Out?
Mossad's Most Dastardly Plots

Liberal Nut-Jobs Look to Limit Freedom of Speech

Gun-Grabbers Never Ones to Waste a Crisis

Sheriff Shoots Off His Mouth

Northeast About to Get a Royal Ass-Whuppin'

It Ain't Over 'Till I Say It Is, Bitch.......

Shitty News:
The Gated Enclaves of Some Rich Motherfuckers
Flying Somewhere? TSA Ready to Feel Your Balls
The Happy Teenage Murderer
Pain-in-the-Ass Baby Boomers, Part II

Honky Tonk Women

News Blues:
Muslims Block Paris Streets for Weekly Prayers
20 Easiest Ways to Get Rich
UFC Fighter Salaries
The Full-On Assault on Cable
Your Own Hotspot, and Cheap!
Hurricane Earl-Images
Make Extra $ Online
Top 300 Players-NFL
Property Tax Levels by State

Despondex

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful


News Blues:
Rape, Fantasies, and Female Arousal
Are All Rich People Now Liberals?
Biggest Football Player Ever? 
Cheapest Cars to Own
How Germany is Pulling Europe Out of Recession
Mexican Drug War Update
Jet Blue "Hero" May Be a Real Asshole
$600 Million Border Security Bill
10 Annoying Wedding Trends
Why Cable News Never Punishes Liars
More Evidence that College is a Big, Fat Scam

Monday's Hot

Lake Harris, Minneapolis

Selective Agony:
Tell-All Book on the Playboy Mansion
Scary Truth on the Disappearing Middle Class
100 Best Magazine Articles, Ever!
GPS Dating Apps
Bill Gates: Traditional College About to Be Over
Another Momentary Piece of Ass Brings a Company Down
America at Risk of Boiling Over
More Girls Hitting Puberty at 7
Firms Struggle to Fill Skill Positions
Rod Stewart Still Standing at Stud

Monkey Man

News Blues:
Feds Storing Pictures of Your Wife's Naked Tits 
Black Tea Party Members Dispute all the Racism Claims
A Bleak Picture of Government Debt
The Best Muscle-Building Moves of All Time
Italian Economy Worries Some
Last Roll of Kodachrome
Most Pissed-Off Cities Ranked
Best and Worst Cities for Men
Hot Beach Babes-Gallery of 69
Creepiest Robot Yet
Anchor Babies be Damned
States Setting Up to Reject Obama-Care

She's Country

News Blues:
Cockroaches at CNN Already Making Excuses for NYC Bomber
Why Europe Hates America
Liberals Suck
Obongo Pushes Republicrats for More Job Welfare
Obama the Political Race-Baiter
Republicrat Scott Brown Votes for Financial Reform Scam
Boulder, CO Named Best Place to Raise Abducted Children
Six Banks Fail Friday
Atheists Use Blow-Dryers to De-Baptize

Thursday July 15

News Blues:
Levi Johnson Finishes the Job in Reverse Order
NY Court Legalizes "Fuck" on the Airwaves
Obama Regime Puts a Halt on BP's New Gadget to Plug Leak
Steinbrenner-One "Cracker" Who Helped African Americans Get Rich
Steinbrenner-Saves Family $600 Mil, by Dying This Year
Are Designer Sunglasses Worth the Price?
NAACP Claims Tea Party Racist
Why Older Women Want It Bad....
Healthcare Overhaul Mandates Free Preventative Care
9 States in Support of Arizona Immigration Law
How to Become a Rock, Paper, Scissors Champion

Predators

Predators at IGN.com

News Blues: 
Sunscreens and Skin Cancer
List: Most Liveable Cities for Men
What the F--- is Happening to America?
Oil Spill Taking a Heavy Toll On.....Vietnam? 
Karma Comes Back to Haunt USC Coach
Dollar Devaluation Picks up Steam
New Yorkers Back Arizona on Immigration Fight
West Should Fear Growth of State-Owned Companies
The Predictable Route of Obamanomics
10 Reasons Why We are Headed Into a Recession

New Playground Ride

Kill Whitey!

News Blues:
$500k Donated to AZ to Defend New Law
Racial, Gender Quotas in New Financial Bill 
U.S. Marks 3rd Largest Single Day Debt Increase
Israel Aligns with Christian Greece after Losing Muslim Turkey
Expiring Bush Tax-Cuts Means We're Fucked!
"American Dream" Merely a Dream Now for New Generation
Viagra-Popping Geezers Spreading STD's
Senior Getting Great Funeral Ideas from Friends
America is in a Societal Meltdown
Five Films Better than Birth Control
Ten Excuses for Eating at McDonalds

Ten Year Gold Value Chart

News Blues:
El Cheapo Places to Live
This is What Happens to an Adulteress in Iran
Maxim Model's Murder
What Apple Really Thinks About its Customers
Bank of England Leaves Rates on Hold
Stunning Model Will Run Naked After WC Loss
Italian Resort Turns Against Rich Tourists
Darkness Halts Search for Duck Boat Survivors
In Art Sale, Further Signs of a Troubled Market
Guess the Panties on a Windy Day at the Tennis Court
Iraq War has Produced a Million Widows

Hurts So Good

News Blues:
Treasure Coast Car Accident Photos
Lying Media Hyping Heat, Like it's Some Global-Warming Thing 
Ruin Their Wedding Day with These Stupid Statements
Asshole Justice Department Challenges AZ Immigration Law
PA Woman Lived With Corpses of Dead Relatives
Top Cities Where You Can Make the Big Bucks

Still Getting Screwed by the 80's
Affiliate Marketing Site Layout Guide
BP's Balls Now Extending Into Texas
13 Legal Ways to Earn Some Quick Cash
Obongo Backs Solar Plant in AZ With $1.5 Bil
Brock Lesnar Returns to Choke Out Shane Carwin
UFC 116 Pictures

Business as Usual

News Blues:
The Great Great Plains
Teacher Had Sex with Boy 100 Times
How to Make an American Job Before It's Too Late
A Market Forecast That Says, "Take Cover"
Car Values-Winners and Losers
Robot Companions Perfect for Modern, Dysfunctional Society
Israel: "I Got Your Apology, Right Here"
iPhone vs EVO Videos
Man Blows Own Arm Off w/Fireworks
Police Seize Homemade Drug Sub
Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules
Apathy Now Outpacing Lust
1 in 4 "Americans" Don't Have a Clue about Origin of 4th of July
Shocking Footage from the Gulf
Creepy Life-Like Halloween Masks
World Cup Babes

Happy 4th of July

Real News:
In Progress......

No Rest for the Wicked

News Blues:
17 Real Estate Secrets They Don't Want You to Know
Kidnap Victim Reaps a Cool 20 Mil 
Install Your Own Home Security System
U.S. Judge Lets Mexico in on U.S. Immigration Issue
Cuban Oil Drilling Poses New Threat to Florida
Attack of the 50 Foot Pelosi
Obongo Pushing for Amnesty, Screw the Border, Screw the Law
Layoffs Climb as Democrats Continue the Party
CT Flirts With "Overtaxed" Execs
Cardinals Manager Comes Out in Favor of AZ Law

Do Your Job Prez....

Real News:
Where the Most Rich Pricks Live
World's Most Fearless Mammal
18 Hottest All-American Models
Florida Shark Attacks
Dead Whale in Gulf
NFL's Most Valuable Non-QB Player
Top 10 Cars Under 15k
Hulu Offers Subscriptions to Full Season's TV Shows
How Fat-Fucks Threaten America's Future
Your Husband Could be a Sausage Lover
How to Make Six Figures
Fastest ISP,s in the U.S. 2010
Great White Caught Off Mass. Coast