Valentine's Day - Get Your Heart On

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Obongo's Stimulus Creating Green Jobs Overseas
New Jersey "On The Edge of Bankruptcy"
Taxes For the Middle Class
Afghans Want the Taliban, Opium Farming
Patrick Kennedy Heads for the Hills
Just 8% Believe Fuck-Ups in Congress Should Be Re-Elected
Hawaii Lone State Without Snow
"Obama Should Support Iran Dissidents"
"EuroZone" Barely Growing at All
Bankers Are the New Lawyers
How to Halt an Economic Recovery
The Corporation Lobbying Media Complex
Soaring Fed Aid to States
Amazing Newly Discovered Photos of 9/11
Australia Still the Best Place to Live
Katie Price's Tits Voted Worst in Britain
Sex Addict Runs Out Of Women
Slept With My Friend's 16 Year Old Daughter, What Should I Do?

The House Voting Process.....

Interesting! The voting process in the House of Reps: Jack Murtha ignores reality to push through his preferences without a vote. (Rest in peace!)

Twos-Day

Real News:

Big-Time Camera Accessories
Toyota Prius Recall
Mid-Atlantic Snow Round 2
Swinger's Cruise Makes a Cumback
6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies are Capable Of
Half-Naked Women Protest Ukrainian Election
North Dakota Homeless Population Explodes
Cool, Aerial Photos of D.C. in the Snow
Study Links Soda, Pancreatic Cancer
Billboards Argue Over God's Existence
Pelosi Using Air Force Jets for Personal Stuff
Boomers Set to Bankrupt Social Security
Marijuana Classes Roll
Spray-On, Liquid Glass About to Change Everything
Pentagon Looks to Breed Immortal, Synthetic Organisms

Visiting Nashville

The Real Story:

Super Saints Become America's Team
Northeast gets Pounded Good, With 25+ Hard Inches
Bring Back the House Un-American Activities Committee
Tancredo: "Thank God McCain Lost the Election"
"Obama Motors", Gov't Media, Continue Propoganda War on Toyota
The Downward Spiral of U.S. Wage Growth
Moody's: U.S. Credit Rating at Risk

Depression Blues

I'm down..............

Carlin Live

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Kiss Student Loans Goodbye
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Underwear Bomber Mirandized After Just 50 Minutes
Las Vegas Mayor Slams Obongo
Toyota Going Through a Crisis
MINI Builds a Beach Buggy
Man Killed by Dogs he Saved From Death
4th Grade Teacher Sets Up Fight Club for Students
Jury Awards Drunken Stripper 100k After Car Wreck

The Curse

The Daily Blab:

Avatar Actually 21st When Adjusted for Inflation
Drunk Man Arrested for Kissing Police Dog in Bar
Parrot Lands Top Job After Screwing Handler's Ear
Statistical Studies of Different Dating Site Photos
7 Myths About the American Revolution
New Website Lets You Know How People Really Feel About You