New Music-Cage the Elephant

News Blues:
Vast Afghan Mineral Deposits Found
Galleries of Cheerleading Photos for Every NBA Team
Photo-Congo Leopard
War on Drugs-$1 Trillion Out the Window
Girls Now Maturing Sexually Before Age 10
3 Snorkeling Spots Near Atlanta
Are You Raising a Douchebag?
35 Creative Digital Artworks
5 Great Ways to Pretend to Do Work at the Office
10 Blogs that Landed Book Deals
UFC 115 Pics
Obongo Coddles Our Enemies

Tiger Woods' Real Apology

News Blues:
Former Miss Teen SC Strips Down
Which Athletes Score the Hottest Women?
Beautiful Woman with a Bazooka
Insanely Gorgeous Female Bankers
The 10 Most Broke Former Superstars
2012 Mini Cooper
More Cold and Snowy Winters to Come
Boy, 14, Takes Half Day Off to Nail His Principal's Hot Wife

Thirsty Thursday

Flag Bikinis from Around the World
Where to Get Cheap RX Meds
CNN Blames White People for Prez' Slow Action 
Obongo to Make Reassuring Eye Contact with Every American
Massive Flow of Bullshit Continues to Flow from BP HQ
Free 3D Modeling Software

Ass Quest

News Blues:
AssQuest
Wacky Chinese Dying Their Doggie's Hair
Conservative Women Kickin' a Little Ass
GM Massive Recall
El Paso Border Shooting
College Star QB Finally Gets Shot w/Packers
Rookie Pitching Phenom has Big Debut
Somebody's Lying on Oil Leak Claims
Google Improved Search w/Caffeine
Manage Your News Consumption
Soup Carcinogens
Panhandle Banks Oily Screwed
Autism and Vaccines

Workouts:

Quarter Squats-315x14,14,15,14,13

Take the Long Road

Newsy Stuff:
Who The Fuck is Helen Thomas?
Israel Takes Out Covert Ops
Chrysler Recalls 575,000
Kids w/Lesbo Parents Seem to Be Doing Fine
Internet Producing a Bunch of Dumbasses
Mashable Jobs
WWII Bombs Still a Menace 

A Third of Children Have Seen Porn
New Clues in Amelia Earhart's Disappearance

Alright Now

Friday Workout:
Deep Squats: 225x15,15,14,14,13

Notes: Improved Stamina

Thursday June 3, 2010

Newsy News:
Rush Limbaugh's Future Wife is Quite Hot!
World's Best Places to Live 
A New Kind of Drunkenness
Census Jobs Keep Unemployment at 9.7%
HTC 4G Smartphone Now Available
Protein Drinks Pack Poisonous Wallop?

Workouts:
Tuesday
Quarter Squats 225x14, 300x15,15,15,12,11


Notes:
Pathetic