Showing posts with label "kurtandersonville". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "kurtandersonville". Show all posts
Monday, October 31, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
F R I D A Y ! ! !
Kurt's Picks:
Hangover Cures
America's Best Little Beach Towns
Our Brain's Neurons Resemble the Universe Exactly
15 Hottest College Cheer Squads-2011
The Dead Sea Scrolls go Online
500 Ship Wrecks
Fugitive Hijacker Caught in Portugal
230 Million in Silver Found Off Ireland
Video Camera Tapes Cops Having Sex
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Joke of the Day-July 20, 2011
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
Friday, July 15, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Joke of the Day
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Now you know...Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Hump-Day
Favorite new gadget!-HD docking station:
Cool Links:
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