Enter 2011

Christmas Turkey

News Blues:
Why I Don't Want an iPad for Christmas
Obama The Destroyer Pushes a Bunch of Favors Through Congress
FCC Tries to Gobble Up the Internet

Best Cities - USA

Best Cities to Live, based on health, fitness, and quality of life: (Men's Health, Women's Health magazines)

FOR WOMEN BEST 1. Plano, Texas 2. Fargo, N.D. 3. San Jose, Calif. 4. Raleigh, N.C. 5. Austin 6. Minneapolis 7. Boise 8. Santa Ana, Calif. 9. Virginia Beach 10. San Francisco WORST  91. Tulsa 92. Memphis 93. St. Petersburg, Fla. 94. Charleston, W.Va. 95. Birmingham, Ala. 96. Baltimore 97. St. Louis 98. Toledo, Ohio 99. Detroit 100. Philadelphia

FOR MEN

BEST 1. Madison, Wis. 2. Fargo, N.D. 3. Plano, Texas 4. Burlington, Vt. 5. San Jose, Calif. 6. Lincoln, Neb. 7. Austin 8. Aurora, Colo. 9. Virginia Beach 10. Seattle WORST 91. Toledo, Ohio 92. New Orleans 93. Charleston, W.Va. 94. Baltimore 95. St. Petersburg, Fla. 96. Memphis 97. Detroit 98. Birmingham, Ala. 99. Philadelphia 100. St. Louis

Mistress for Christmas

Newsy News:
Review Your Anatomy
Stars Who Died, 2010
25 Most Exciting Touchdowns of 2010
Why We Love Younger Women
Las Vegas' Neon Boneyard
Make Your Own Movies at Xtranormal

Goodbye and Good Riddance 2010........

Thank God the year is almost over.......................



Top News of 2010

Welcome to London

News Blues:
England Learns a Hard Lesson About Being Nice
Obama Actually Bill Clinton in Blackface
Old and Poor? Time to Consider Moving to Bolivia
Oil Companies About to Bend us Over the Desk
"Dream Act" Attempt to Legalize Millions of Illegal DemocRats
Missing 12 Year Old Girl-As Usual-Mom's Boyfriend
Florida Political Muscle Grows in Congress 
10 Reasons to Shun Stocks 'til Banks Crash 
Why a New Girlfriend is the Last Thing You Need

Pearl Harbor Anniversary

News Blues:
Muslims Continue European Takeover
"Food Safety Act" Sure to Mean More Gov't Interference
FDA So Far Can't Touch E-Cigs
Rich Pricks Outsource to Amish Roofers
The Fall of Rome: Update

Country Fucked

Kurt's Favorite Country Songs of 2010:

American Ride-Toby Keith
Bullets in the Gun-Toby Keith
Whistlin' Dixie-Randy Houser
It Ain't Over-Craig Morgan
She's Country-Jason Aldean
My Kinda' Party-Jason Aldean
Crazy Town-Jason Aldean
Little White Church-Little Big Town
Get Off on the Pain-Gary Allan
Ain't Back Yet-Kenny Chesney
Backwoods-Justin Moore
Wrong Baby Wrong-Martina McBride


Selective Agony:
Europe Kicking America's Ass in Transportation Tech
Free vs Fee Antivirus Software
Late Bloomers Aren't Boomers
Top Ten Lists of 2010
Car Dealership Tricks to Avoid

Remembering Leslie Nielsen

News Blues:
Family Blows Through 10 Million $ Inheritance
The U.S. Government is Screwing the Hard-Working American
Rio Cops Show How to Kick Some Gang Ass

TV Head

Favorite TV Shows of 2010:
The Mentalist
Burn Notice
NCIS LA
The Good Guys
Glades
Hawaii 5-0
Human Target

Selective Agony:
Tales from Las Vegas
Jessica Alba - Still Hot
Afghanistan Occupation to Run Through 2014?
College Costs - The Sequel

Thanksgiving Song

True Grit

News Blues:
Babe Gallery - Some Station in Cincinnati (?)
Software Training Online!
White House Defends TSA Molestations
Gov't Funds for Muslim Mosque Invasion
British Banks Hit as Irish Rescue Falters

Sing It

Shitty News:
Baby Boomers, Part III
Eva Longoria's 50 Hottest Photos

It Ain't Over 'Till I Say It Is, Bitch.......

Shitty News:
The Gated Enclaves of Some Rich Motherfuckers
Flying Somewhere? TSA Ready to Feel Your Balls
The Happy Teenage Murderer
Pain-in-the-Ass Baby Boomers, Part II

The End of Liberty

Shitty News:
Pain-in-the-Ass Baby Boomers Turn 65
Better Business Bureau Accused of Selling Out
Clever Ways to Clean Windows
Tiger Woods' Estate
Ten Baddest Trucks

Black Ops

Important Shit:
Best Online Brokers
10 Worst States for Retired Old Fucks
Greetings from Recoveryville
UN: Top Ten Countries to Live
Naked Women Underwater with Dolphins
Retire Overseas

FSU Game Saturday

I was lucky enough to gain entrance to Doak Campbell Stadium Saturday, where Florida State U. was playing the UNC Tarheels in football. I didn't go to school here or anything, I was just working a temp job in town, and had Saturday off. Here are some pictures and video from the game that I patched together.

It was fun hanging out with the college kids. It made me want to turn back the clock and do it all over again, but of course, it's not possible to relive your youth.

I had strange dreams later that night, or more like early the next morning. One dream I do remember was that I was following some even younger kids to an event, and we were in front of a big building. They were about elementary school age I think.  I was at the back of the crowd, and some kids turned and said to me, "C'mon, we're going to a magic show!" I said, "alright!"

The building looked a lot like the football stadium entrance, except smaller. The doors were smaller than normal, and as I followed the kids in, a steep ramp made me run to keep up. We then entered even smaller doors to a smaller room, and then into narrow hallway, where I grew claustrophobic and found it difficult to breathe. As I fell to the floor and began to hyperventilate, a voice said, "You can't go back Kurt. Your youth is gone.....it's too late. It is time to leave." And I woke up, in my bed, still an old geezer.

The Reason

Important Shit:
Female Orgasms: Multiplication Made Easy

Say Goodbye.....

Say goodbye to your current crop of crooked politicians......


Important Shit:
Election Results Map
Chris Mathews Questioned About Leg Tingle Feeling 
Ansel Adams Photo Treasure Find
10 Year-Old Girl Gives Birth in Spain
Charlie Sheen Dumps 3rd Supermodel Wife
One Big-Ass Gator!
Moss Meltdown Has Vikes Saying See Ya

Happy Halloween 2010

Important Shit:
9 Cool Web Apps
The Nothing Rally
Pontiac is Done
Cheating Whores Now Excused as "Sex Addicts"
Reefer Sadness for Pot Farmers

Book 'Em Danno!

I used to watch the livin' shit outta' this show as a kid. James MacArthur RIP..........



Danno-James MacArthur Kicks the Bucket

Hump-Day

Favorite new gadget!-HD docking station:

Cool Links:
Fantasy Dream Homes
30 Year Treasuries Rise Most in 14 Months
Pork for Me, Scraps for You
U.S. Economy Running Out of Steam
Women of GQ Gallery

Study: Assholes Really Do Get Ahead 
Limewire to Close

In Love With a Girl

Important Shit:
Artist's Depiction of Hell
Top 10 Stocks to Buy Now
Mega Guide Internet Database
Pirate Victim's Wife Calls Out Obama
Foreigners to Get Voting Rights?
5 Ways to Stay Facebook Safe
Rebuild American Business: Join the Chamber
Obama Jokes About American Prosperity
Unemployed Stuff to Do List
26 Sexy Halloween Costumes
85% of Kid's Drinks Contain Lead

Couldn't Get It Right......

 

Important Shit:
70's Stars: Where Are They Now?
Billionaire: "You Don't Need No Stinkin' Education"
27 Fatally Gorgeous Female Vampire Photos
7 Ways to Actually Get a Girl Off
Area Man Finally Works Up Enough Courage to Harass Secretary
Juan Williams Just Too Honest for NPR
Today's America: Screw the Job, Just Stick with Unemployment
White House Takes Credit for Somebody Else's Work, Again
China Growth Cools to 9.6% in 3rd Qtr
Keith Richards, With Memories to Burn

Blue Monday

Important Shit:
Vegas' Top 10 Hangouts
Rock Stars, Then and Now Pix
Liberal Know-it-Alls About to Get a Tea Party Enema
Design a Better "About Us" Page
The 23 Hottest Rock-Star Daughters
These Girls are Crazy About Their College Football
Minka Kelly Supposedly "Sexiest Woman Alive"
Profile: Cheerleaders!
NFL Hit of the Week
NFL's Smokin' New Spokesperson Marisa Miller 
NFL Highlights 
Custom Photo-Book Creations

Live For the Weekends

Important Shit:
Health Care Premiums to Go Up Huge
The World According to San Francisco
How Middle Eastern Milk Drinkers Conquered Europe
Better Credit Card Options
Cool College Towns

Black Dog

 News Blues:
Unlock Your City with Foursquare.com
Fed to Print More Cash
Obongo Resists Call to Halt Foreclosures
Find Out Where the Women Are Hanging Out
What the Hell? Chili Mine Crisis Front Page News in U.S. for Days
Tiny Animals Can Have Sex to Reproduce, or Go Fuck Themselves
Liberal Media Ignores Mexican Cop's Beheading

Beretta Rapid Fire!

News Blues:
Finest Pop-Up Scare Videos on You Tube
Favorable Reviews for Windows Phone 7
Middle Aged "Kids" Buying Weed for Ailing Parents
Neighbor Mom Taunts Dying 7 Year-Old Girl on Facebook
What's Slowing Down Your PC?
50 Hottest Women in Sports Jerseys
Herschel Walker at 48
First Naughty Ex-Miss USA Croaks
Top 10 Cities for Asshole Drivers

Smell Like a Monster

News Blues:
Kent State Shootings-Audio Study Indicates Pre-Pistol Shots
Geeks Guide to Seducing Hordes of Hot Women
25 Sexist Ads from the Good Ol' Days in America
11 Best Haunted Houses in America
20 Greatest Moments in Breast History
Lightning Bolt Kills Entire Soccer Team
Top 5 John Lennon Songs
Amazon Android App Store

Down Payment Blues

News Blues:
Scientists Discover the "Elixir of Life"
The Insanely Hot Christina Hendricks:

Senate Passes Bill That Could Bail Banks Out of Foreclosure-Gate
Lou Dobbs Hired Border-Jumpers to Care for His Stallions
12 Ominous Signs for World Financial Markets
Top-Rated Electric Toothbrushes
The Trade and Tax Doomsday Clocks
The 25 Best Bikini Bodies in Sports
Facebook Groups
A Motivated Randy Moss Awaits the Patriots
Len Dykstra Never-Say-Die Attitude Prevails

New Muzak

News Blues:
Top 25 Diploma Mills
Recorded History Fading Fast
Good News for Those Who Need Reading Glasses
Signs That the U.S. is in Decline

Phukin' Monday!

News Blues:
Hottest NFL Cheerleader Uniforms
NFL Cheerleaders on Trampolines
Gay Marriage States Should Legalize Polygamy
Rich Prick Drives Segway Off a Cliff
Airlines Bending Fliers Over and Inserting the Big One
Meet One Old Son of a Bitch

F R I D A Y !!!!!!!!!!

Tech News:
Sony Raises Camera Feats to New Levels
System Nucleus for Windows
10 Computer Rescue Tools
Simpo PDF to Word Software
Samsung Galaxy Slated for All Major Carriers
Zim-Note Taking Management Software
Facebook Foe Diaspora Releases Source Code
Genius Unveils New Speakers for PCs and Home Theaters
Stats for Android Displays your Voice and Data Use

Other Stuff:
Know Your National Parks
College Football Scores
Marilyn Monroe Pics from 1953
Photo Archives: Library of Congress

Population Control

Selective Agony:
Slater Still Dominates Surfing After 2 Decades
The Sexy Girls Mega-Fishing Gallery
People Who Became Nouns
The 15 Creepiest Drawings of Batman's "The Joker"
Best Colleges for Men 2010
Cozy Cottages Replace McMansions as Economy Goes to Shit
Car Maintenance Scams

Pan Am in the '60's

Mom was a stewardess, Dad was a pilot...........
 



Recent News of Interest:
10 Coolest Small Towns in the U.S.
New TV Show Based on Pan Am of the 60's
Flying Used to Be Fun, Now it Blows! 
Thanks for Nothing, Baby Boomers 

Chart of the Day:

Russian Jailbreak

Selective Agony:
Single Men a Dime-a-Dozen
Obama the Race-Baiter
NFL Power Rankings
College Football: Hogs Rise to Beat 'Dawgs
Some Kick-Ass Flashlights
Home Prices Face 3-Year Drop
Strange Antics of the Current U.S. Prez
Rich, Fatherless Girls Mature Earlier
Man with Eye Patch in Town.....For Business

Happy 40th Anniversary Jimi Hendrix!

Rubio!

Republi-crooks Lose in Key Races
Most Race-Conscious, Pain-in-the-Ass Liberal Colleges
Top 10 Things to Do With a New Windows 7 System
Pending Suits Against Health "Care" Bill
Search for Spilled Oil Continues

Ravens vs Jets

News Blues:
Smokin' Weed Gives ya Nut Cancer
Over 40 in the Job Market? You're Pretty Screwed 
Top Employers for Old Fucks
Nanodiamonds Found in Greenland Ice Sheet
Superbug Nightmare
Border Patrol in Gunfight with Mexican Gang
Cali Ganja Vote Draws Diverse Crowd
Study: "Fat People Also Fairly Stupid"

Remember 9/11

News Blues:
Saturday College Football Schedule
Attracting the Right Kind of Women
Latest Scam: Pants Sizes a Big Lie
We're Doomed; Buy Gold, Gas, and Oil
College is a Stupid Investment
Best College Stadiums for Tailgating
Famous Logos with Hidden Images
Google Android Kicking Other Smartphone's Ass
Obongo Actually Acknowledges Voter Anger Issues
Small-Town Florida Pastor Draws Worldwide Attention
75 Things You Don't Know About Women

Shake Me

News Blues:
Hottest TV Cheerleaders, Ever!
10 Products to Always Buy Generic
Favorite Auto Insurance Company
80 Year-Old Caught with Awesome Pot Farm
10 Inspiring Website Designs
Drive-In "Sex Boxes" Thriving in Europe
Hilarious Hollywood Porn Parodies
So-Called Best Jobs in America
Samsung Galaxy Has a Leg Up on the iPad
Fishermen Catching 8 Foot Sharks in Potomac River
Airfares Rise to Sky-High Levels

Pink

News Blues:
QB Leinart Dropped by Cards
Dammit! No More Adult Services on Craigs
Hurricane Earl Turns Out to be a Big Joke
Free Calls from Your Computer
U.S. Open - Fan Fight Video 
QB Jay Cutler's New Girlfriend

Honky Tonk Women

News Blues:
Muslims Block Paris Streets for Weekly Prayers
20 Easiest Ways to Get Rich
UFC Fighter Salaries
The Full-On Assault on Cable
Your Own Hotspot, and Cheap!
Hurricane Earl-Images
Make Extra $ Online
Top 300 Players-NFL
Property Tax Levels by State

Shoot to Thrill

Other News:
Meet 50 of the Hottest Cheerleaders in the NFL
Biden to "Cool His Heels" in Mexico for a While
Clooney Nails It as Taciturn Killer in "The American"
GMail Priority Inbox Now Sorts Your Mail For You
Alaska Primary Conceded to Tea Party Favorite
Mexico Tourism Booming Anyway
Generosity of an Heiress
Medics Now Recommending Preemptive Organ Removal
Vegas "Pack-Rat" Found Under the Clutter
New Concerns Over Gulf Seafood
Youth Rules in Silicon Valley Employment

Randy Couture Training

News Blues:
Get Ready for the Double Dip Recession
Drink Heavily for Longer life
Cat 4 Hurricane on Its Way to East Coast
Suspected Terror Plotters Looking More Like "Dumb and Dumber"
Glenn Beck's New News Website
New, Joint-Friendly Workout Gear

Can't Stop

Selective Agony:

Is There a God, or Is There Nothingness?
Best Towns 2010-for Outdoorsy Adventurous Pain-in-the Asses
How to Rid Yourself of Bed Bugs
Organized Crime - Australian Style 
Emerging Markets Will Rule
Run From Cap and Trade
Execs: "Recession to Run Through 2011"
Microsoft Ups Storage of "Live Mesh"
S. Security a "Milk Cow with 310 million Tits"
Net Neutrality Group Actually a Neo-Marxist Think Tank?

Last Weekend in August

News Blues:
Washington Rallies Bring Out Patriots

Ain't Back Yet

Selective Agony:
State-Run Media Paints Rosy Picture from Loss of 473,000 Jobs
$100 Million in Pot Plants
Vitamin D Linked to Cancer, Autoimmune Disease
Drug Money Continues to Flow South
Ghost Story Leads to Mysterious Mass Grave
Commercial Property Owners Choose to Default
72 Bodies Found in Relation to Mex Drug War
Use Gmail to Make VoIP Calls

McLaren MP4-12C

 

News Blues:

Top Bedbug-Infested Cities

Inside the Fake Shoe Factory

Law School Grads Outta' Luck

Dems Distressed Over Obongo

New Hope for the Sick and Tired

iPad Gains Acceptance in IT's

Mexican Hottie Wins Miss U.

China 60 Mile Traffic Jam

Monday, Monday

Selective Agony:
See Homes Made From Assorted Crap
Walk Around Naked
Uproar at Ground Zero
Bottled Tea Doesn't Even Touch Fresh Brewed
Windows Phone 7 Developers

Let's Rock-N-Roll

Selective Agony:
 Best Mortgage Rates
Local Daily Specials: Check out Groupon
Study: Strip Clubs Beneficial to Men's Health
20 Booty-licious Athletes
Six-Figure Fish Tanks
The Search for Brian Bosworth
New Research Questions Effects of Calcium, Fat
Jobless Claims Rise to Highest level in 9 Months

Tuesday August 17

News Blues:
Mysterious Heiress Has Apparently Outlived Everyone
"Cracker" Laura S. Says Forbidden Word
Colleges Not Paying Off on Federal Loans
Obongo Supports Muslim Mosque Invasion
Favre to Return to Vikes
California-Where Votes Don't Count
How a Month on an Ayurvedic Diet Changed my Life
The "New Normal", Media Phrase Meaning "America in Decline"
The Cost of Marijuana Prohibition
Razor Blades that Last for Years
Hulu IPO Coming This Fall
College Football Preseason Rankings

The Fall of Rome Update

News Blues:
The Stunning Decline of Barack Obama
Netanyahu's Warning to the World
Back to the Worst-Case Scenario
Most Think Newspapers, TV News, Complete Bullshit
Obamanomics Destroying Jobs

Despondex

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful


News Blues:
Rape, Fantasies, and Female Arousal
Are All Rich People Now Liberals?
Biggest Football Player Ever? 
Cheapest Cars to Own
How Germany is Pulling Europe Out of Recession
Mexican Drug War Update
Jet Blue "Hero" May Be a Real Asshole
$600 Million Border Security Bill
10 Annoying Wedding Trends
Why Cable News Never Punishes Liars
More Evidence that College is a Big, Fat Scam

Monday's Hot

Lake Harris, Minneapolis

Selective Agony:
Tell-All Book on the Playboy Mansion
Scary Truth on the Disappearing Middle Class
100 Best Magazine Articles, Ever!
GPS Dating Apps
Bill Gates: Traditional College About to Be Over
Another Momentary Piece of Ass Brings a Company Down
America at Risk of Boiling Over
More Girls Hitting Puberty at 7
Firms Struggle to Fill Skill Positions
Rod Stewart Still Standing at Stud

It's Fryyyyyyyyyyyyyday!!

News Blues:
Working.......

Monkey Man

News Blues:
Feds Storing Pictures of Your Wife's Naked Tits 
Black Tea Party Members Dispute all the Racism Claims
A Bleak Picture of Government Debt
The Best Muscle-Building Moves of All Time
Italian Economy Worries Some
Last Roll of Kodachrome
Most Pissed-Off Cities Ranked
Best and Worst Cities for Men
Hot Beach Babes-Gallery of 69
Creepiest Robot Yet
Anchor Babies be Damned
States Setting Up to Reject Obama-Care

Golf-Nike Sasquatch 460 Driver Review

I don't usually golf on the course. I mainly just spend hours on the driving range. After using the new Nike Sasquatch 460 driver over two years ago, for about six weeks off and on, I experienced diffuse and intense, unrelenting left-lateral elbow pain, to the point where I had to take a year and a half off from golf. Upon returning a few weeks ago, I switched to a Ping G-10 driver, and have experienced no problems. I wonder if it was the Nike driver itself that was causing the problem. I wonder if anybody else out there has experienced these symptoms after using the Sasquatch 460 driver? Thanks. K.A.

AK-47

"My work is my life, and my life is my work. I invented this assault rifle to defend my country. Today, I am proud that it has become for many synonymous with liberty." - Mikhail Kalashnikov

Watch the Border Bleed......

The Ultimate Secret

News Blues:
Famous Swimsuits
College is Overrated
Images of Supervixen Kelly Brook
Joe Arpaio for Prez
Obongo Fan Base Dwindling
Backdoor Amnesty Plan in the Works
Taliban Hunting Down Wiki-leaks Informants
Mexican Media Shitting Their Pants

Dragonfly

     



News Blues:
Check Out Your Beach's Water Quality
Best president Ever Appears on Best Show Ever
Advice: Don't Wear LeBron's Heat Jersey in Cleveland
Graham Eyes Birthright Citizenship
AZ Ruling: Let That be a Lesson to You, Red States

Undo It

Selective Agony:
Healthiest States for Your Rugrats
Garage Sale Find Turns Out to Be Worth a Fortune 
AZ Immigration Law Gets Tied Up in Courts
Gen Y: Proof that College is Complete Waste of Time
Consumer Confidence Currently Blows
Franken: "Stop Corp Takeover of the Media"
Intel Develops Photonics-Based, 50 gbps Chip
"Saw" Movies Break World Record for Profits
Credit Card Fees See the Rich get Richer
U.S. Bedbug Infestation

Monday Again

High Finance and Corporate Pot, California Style
7 Simple Fixes That Can Boost Your Home's Value
State Run Media Whores Hyping Global Warming Propoganda
Billionaire Sex Abuser Gets Off, So to Speak
Quarterly Economic Forecast Takes Turn for the Worse
Brits to Decentralize Health Care
Diversity and the Myth of White Privilege
Japan Bank Profits Back to Pre-Crisis Levels

Recession Geography

Selective Agony:
Which Female Celebrity Makes the Hottest Mugshot?
Tax-Cuts "Expire", but Taxes are Forever
Post-Bailout Wages Down by 50% at Auto Plant
Why Liberal Pussy-Farts Should Love the Second Amendment
7 More U.S. Banks Go Down
Facebook-Chick Bangs 50 Guys
AZ Judge Raises Realities of Porous Border
Defending Our Constitution Against the Progressive Agenda
Woman Tries to Kill Own Mother Over Boyfriend