Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mexican Drug Wars

Monday, March 9, 2009

Snake Farm

Well a woman I love is named Ramona
She kinda looks like Tempest Storm
And she can dance like little Egypt
She works down at the snake farm


Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty
Snake Farm – well it pretty much is
Snake Farm – it's a reptile house
Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh......

Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor
She got a tattoo down her arm
It's of a python eatin' a little mouse
Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm


I asked Ramona how come she works there
She says it's got it's charms
Nothing to do in the winter
Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm


Well Ramona likes the Shiner Bock beer
And the band from England that's called The Alarm
She said she cried when they broke up
She still plays their records at the snake farm


Sometimes Ramona calls me up
And says come on down here, it's getting warm
She runs everybody off
And's a snake farm



Worst Economic Collapse Ever?

News Links:
Newest Point and Shoots
Illegals to Gain Stimulus Jobs
Christian Populace Drops by 11%
Wikipedia Scrubs Obama Eligibility Issue
Join 315,000 others in demanding citizenship proof
Illinois Pastor Blasted During Service
Mexican Cartels Plague Atlanta
Jobs Forecast
Top 10 Spending Bill Boondoggles
Pelosi Backs Talk-Radio Regulations
Stephen Baldwin Slams Hollywood
Global Economy Will Shrink
Mexican Morgues Fill Up

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Divided States

A noted Russian scholar has recently predicted the eventual splitting of the United States into separate countries. This is my hoped-for version.

Country Details:
Alaska - President: Sarah Palin, Economy: Oil and Natural Gas, Government: Anarcho-Capitalism
Pacifica - President: Bill Gates, Economy: Tech and Aerospace Manufacturing; Government: Microsoft
Mid America - President: Tommy Thompson, Economy: Manufacturing and Agriculture; Government: Theocracy
Tejas - Prez: Chuck Norris, Economy: Cattle and Oil,Wind Power, Solar Power; Government: Libertarian
Southern Confederation - President: Mike Huckabee, Economy: Agrarian, Government: Confederation
Florida - President: Seminole Tribe, Economy: Tourism, Gambling, Sport Fishing, Agriculture, Phosphate Mining; Government: Seminole
New England - Prez: Obama, Economy: Health Care, Skiing, Amish Furniture, Fox Hunting, and Bed and Breakfasts; Government: Socialist

News Links:

Media Ignores Levy' Killer's "Illegal Immigrant" Status
Markets Fall 281, to '97 Levels
GM Headed Towards Bankruptcy
2 Week Old Baby Girl Killed by Family Dog
Obama Policies Feed Market Panic
CNBC Silent After Daily Show Slam
More Military Officers Demand Obama Proof of Citizenship
Rush Challenges Obama to On-Air Debate