New Muzak

News Blues:
Top 25 Diploma Mills
Recorded History Fading Fast
Good News for Those Who Need Reading Glasses
Signs That the U.S. is in Decline

Phukin' Monday!

News Blues:
Hottest NFL Cheerleader Uniforms
NFL Cheerleaders on Trampolines
Gay Marriage States Should Legalize Polygamy
Rich Prick Drives Segway Off a Cliff
Airlines Bending Fliers Over and Inserting the Big One
Meet One Old Son of a Bitch

F R I D A Y !!!!!!!!!!

Tech News:
Sony Raises Camera Feats to New Levels
System Nucleus for Windows
10 Computer Rescue Tools
Simpo PDF to Word Software
Samsung Galaxy Slated for All Major Carriers
Zim-Note Taking Management Software
Facebook Foe Diaspora Releases Source Code
Genius Unveils New Speakers for PCs and Home Theaters
Stats for Android Displays your Voice and Data Use

Other Stuff:
Know Your National Parks
College Football Scores
Marilyn Monroe Pics from 1953
Photo Archives: Library of Congress

Population Control

Selective Agony:
Slater Still Dominates Surfing After 2 Decades
The Sexy Girls Mega-Fishing Gallery
People Who Became Nouns
The 15 Creepiest Drawings of Batman's "The Joker"
Best Colleges for Men 2010
Cozy Cottages Replace McMansions as Economy Goes to Shit
Car Maintenance Scams

Pan Am in the '60's

Mom was a stewardess, Dad was a pilot...........
 



Recent News of Interest:
10 Coolest Small Towns in the U.S.
New TV Show Based on Pan Am of the 60's
Flying Used to Be Fun, Now it Blows! 
Thanks for Nothing, Baby Boomers 

Chart of the Day:

Russian Jailbreak

Selective Agony:
Single Men a Dime-a-Dozen
Obama the Race-Baiter
NFL Power Rankings
College Football: Hogs Rise to Beat 'Dawgs
Some Kick-Ass Flashlights
Home Prices Face 3-Year Drop
Strange Antics of the Current U.S. Prez
Rich, Fatherless Girls Mature Earlier
Man with Eye Patch in Town.....For Business

Happy 40th Anniversary Jimi Hendrix!

Rubio!

Republi-crooks Lose in Key Races
Most Race-Conscious, Pain-in-the-Ass Liberal Colleges
Top 10 Things to Do With a New Windows 7 System
Pending Suits Against Health "Care" Bill
Search for Spilled Oil Continues

Ravens vs Jets

News Blues:
Smokin' Weed Gives ya Nut Cancer
Over 40 in the Job Market? You're Pretty Screwed 
Top Employers for Old Fucks
Nanodiamonds Found in Greenland Ice Sheet
Superbug Nightmare
Border Patrol in Gunfight with Mexican Gang
Cali Ganja Vote Draws Diverse Crowd
Study: "Fat People Also Fairly Stupid"

Remember 9/11

News Blues:
Saturday College Football Schedule
Attracting the Right Kind of Women
Latest Scam: Pants Sizes a Big Lie
We're Doomed; Buy Gold, Gas, and Oil
College is a Stupid Investment
Best College Stadiums for Tailgating
Famous Logos with Hidden Images
Google Android Kicking Other Smartphone's Ass
Obongo Actually Acknowledges Voter Anger Issues
Small-Town Florida Pastor Draws Worldwide Attention
75 Things You Don't Know About Women

Shake Me

News Blues:
Hottest TV Cheerleaders, Ever!
10 Products to Always Buy Generic
Favorite Auto Insurance Company
80 Year-Old Caught with Awesome Pot Farm
10 Inspiring Website Designs
Drive-In "Sex Boxes" Thriving in Europe
Hilarious Hollywood Porn Parodies
So-Called Best Jobs in America
Samsung Galaxy Has a Leg Up on the iPad
Fishermen Catching 8 Foot Sharks in Potomac River
Airfares Rise to Sky-High Levels

Pink

News Blues:
QB Leinart Dropped by Cards
Dammit! No More Adult Services on Craigs
Hurricane Earl Turns Out to be a Big Joke
Free Calls from Your Computer
U.S. Open - Fan Fight Video 
QB Jay Cutler's New Girlfriend

Honky Tonk Women

News Blues:
Muslims Block Paris Streets for Weekly Prayers
20 Easiest Ways to Get Rich
UFC Fighter Salaries
The Full-On Assault on Cable
Your Own Hotspot, and Cheap!
Hurricane Earl-Images
Make Extra $ Online
Top 300 Players-NFL
Property Tax Levels by State

Shoot to Thrill

Other News:
Meet 50 of the Hottest Cheerleaders in the NFL
Biden to "Cool His Heels" in Mexico for a While
Clooney Nails It as Taciturn Killer in "The American"
GMail Priority Inbox Now Sorts Your Mail For You
Alaska Primary Conceded to Tea Party Favorite
Mexico Tourism Booming Anyway
Generosity of an Heiress
Medics Now Recommending Preemptive Organ Removal
Vegas "Pack-Rat" Found Under the Clutter
New Concerns Over Gulf Seafood
Youth Rules in Silicon Valley Employment