Monday Already

The 20 Most Assholic Plays in Sports History
Global Funds With Top Returns
Home Ownership Next on the Chopping Block
Expensive Things You're Better Off Renting
American Kill Team
Workshop Offers Geeks Industrial Strength Toys
Let's Hear it for Polygamy!
Old People are Generally.......Fucked
Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy
A Master Thief's Home Security Tips
U.S. Muslim Heritage? Maybe in Chicago
Daily Media Simply Torture for Old Guys Who Can't Get Laid

I GO WILD ! ! !

How to Achieve Uncontrollable Horniness
G.E.'s $14.2 Billion Profit and......No Taxes
U.S. Soon to be Known as "Mexamerica"
Gadgets You Can Get Rid Of
Medical Marijuana Next Big Thing.............

Last Chance Shopping List

 Stock up on these now:

• Incandescent light bulbs
• Old fashioned flush toilet
• Gas-powered lawn mower
• History books from the 80's or earlier

Newsy News:
UCLA Library w/Cellphone Problem
U.S. Map of Mexican Invasion 2000-2010
When Dems Rule - Pictures of Detroit
The 25 Drunkest Countries
Naked Rock-Climbing Chick Rescued in San Diego
Miami America's Flirtiest City, 62nd Globally
A Look Back at Liz Taylor's Life
How to Disappear
The Last Real Beach Town
10 Year-Old Mom's Mom Thrilled to Be a Grandma
State-Run Media Still in Denial
Home Prices Now at 2002 Levels
Tiger Woods Reloads with New 22 yr-old Girlfriend
Autistic Child Math Prodigy Fascinates

Khadafy's Last Stand

Libya Unrest Slideshow
Gadhafi Defies U.N. Demands

1.5 Million $ Doggy

A Tibetan Mastiff Fetches $1.5 mil in China............

   This dog shits gold turds. Full Story

Spring Breakers Caught Hunting Gators
Owen Wilson No Dumbass
9 Secret Tricks for Google Services
Dirty Underwear? Blame an Asshole in Washington

Happiest States

Happiest and Suckiest states, according to WebMD.com:

 

6 Signs of a Lousy Restaurant

America Becoming a Big, Strong, Retard

Political Crisis of the Welfare State

Enviro-Wackos Called Out

Earthquake Pix
Rat-Pack Era Casino Closing Down
16 Tax Deductions
Little Red Riding Hood is Hot
If You Bought Apple Stock Instead of Products
Apple IPad2 Review
Viral Video Comedy Channel

Winning

Tinker Bell's a Slut
Global Warming Propaganda by the New York Slimes
Stunning New Views of the Sun
New Wireless Network to Render GPS Devices Useless
National Propaganda Radio Proven to be Biased
Carlos Slim Remains World's Richest Person
Turn Your Nook into a Cheap Tablet Computer
Why Having Kids is Foolish
HP to Put webOS on its Future PC's

Mountain Man

Tour the World's Most Stunning Mountains

Atlas Shrugged

New York Fuckin' City!

<br /> <a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/nyc-timelapse/20uh45kh?q=Time-lapse&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=msnrll&gt1=42010&src=v5:embed:&fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="NYC Time-Lapse">Video: NYC Time-Lapse</a>

Shameless and Greedy Big Pharma Now Pushing HPV Vaccines for Boys
Men Getting Behind Anything with Tits  
U.S.' Most Toxic Cities 
Borders Store Closure List
The Hottest New Technologies of 2011
10 Great Money-Saving Websites
America Sheening
Geneva Motor Show

Go Charlie!

Charlie Sheen's Women
Cloudy Future for Two and a Half Men
Sheen's Kids Removed by Cops
Les Moonves Takes Shot at Sheen