A noted Russian scholar has recently predicted the eventual splitting of the United States into separate countries. This is my hoped-for version.
Country Details:
Alaska - President: Sarah Palin, Economy: Oil and Natural Gas, Government: Anarcho-Capitalism
Pacifica - President: Bill Gates, Economy: Tech and Aerospace Manufacturing; Government: Microsoft
Mid America - President: Tommy Thompson, Economy: Manufacturing and Agriculture; Government: Theocracy
Tejas - Prez: Chuck Norris, Economy: Cattle and Oil,Wind Power, Solar Power; Government: Libertarian
Southern Confederation - President: Mike Huckabee, Economy: Agrarian, Government: Confederation
Florida - President: Seminole Tribe, Economy: Tourism, Gambling, Sport Fishing, Agriculture, Phosphate Mining; Government: Seminole
New England - Prez: Obama, Economy: Health Care, Skiing, Amish Furniture, Fox Hunting, and Bed and Breakfasts; Government: Socialist
News Links:
Media Ignores Levy' Killer's "Illegal Immigrant" Status
Markets Fall 281, to '97 Levels
GM Headed Towards Bankruptcy
2 Week Old Baby Girl Killed by Family Dog
Obama Policies Feed Market Panic
CNBC Silent After Daily Show Slam
More Military Officers Demand Obama Proof of Citizenship
Rush Challenges Obama to On-Air Debate
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