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$500k Donated to AZ to Defend New Law
Racial, Gender Quotas in New Financial Bill 
U.S. Marks 3rd Largest Single Day Debt Increase
Israel Aligns with Christian Greece after Losing Muslim Turkey
Expiring Bush Tax-Cuts Means We're Fucked!
"American Dream" Merely a Dream Now for New Generation
Viagra-Popping Geezers Spreading STD's
Senior Getting Great Funeral Ideas from Friends
America is in a Societal Meltdown
Five Films Better than Birth Control
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